Wipro Vs TCS Vs Infosys

One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one
from Infosys and one from TCS, went out for a walk.They were old buddies
from engg college,and
they were together for a college reunion..
For no apparent reason,they went into this zoo and passed a monkey.
Being in the same business
and from the same college, there was a little bit
of a peer competition going on between
themselves - they couldn't resist testing themselvesagainst each other -
especially the Infosys guy.
Said he to the others: "Why don't we prove who is
the best among ourselves?".Why not, said the other two. The Infoscion
said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the
best firm".
By mutual agreement, the Infoscion took the first turn.
Being a logical strategist, the Infoscion
tried to make the monkey laugh by telling jokes.
The monkey stayed still. As a more practical consultant,the Wipro guy
tried to make funny gestures... no good, the monkey stayed put... Now,
comes the TCSer... being the practical guy he was always trained to be,
he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing
at him.





The other two were astonished. How did this TCS
guy manage to beat them? No way they were going to accept defeat so
easily. So the Wipro guy
said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this
monkey cry !!"
So there they went again, applying the same
methods as before. The Infosys guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy
made sad gestures, and they failed again... Then, the TCSer again
whispered something into the monkey's ear and lo! It started crying,
patting the TCSer's shoulder!
The other two just could not believe thier eyes!





So the Infoscion said "OK, you've won twice.
If you can win just this one, we will bow to
you. Let's make this monkey run".
And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to
run. Of course, it stayed where it was. The Wipro guy, true to his type,
pushed and prodded the monkey - still no go. So...here comes our TCS
guy, again,and whispers into the monkey's ear. The monkey just takes
off!
It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was scared to death!





The other two surrendered. Said they: "OK, we
give up. You're the best among us, and you work for the best firm of the
three.
But please, please tell us your secret," they
begged him. "Well", said the TCSer, "The first time I made it laugh, I
told it I work for TCS.
The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid...so it started
crying.
And then I told him that I was here for
recruitment!!!"

 


Thats why TCS is called Totally Confused Solution