He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
B'coz people started licking the wrong side.
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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are
urs??
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, im confident. ur friend also my son, that's
confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should
talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints...
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Friend to sardar: Why are u going for a birth control surgery for the
ninth time?
Sardar: What to do yaar, my wife still keep getting pregnant.
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