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Thursday, July 31, 2008
The Ostrich
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order " That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
A small Management Lesson! : Understand before start working
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady. The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady.
MORAL: Gather all requirements and resources before working on any project and committing to the client...!!!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
customer care in 2020
Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........
on......889861356102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.9! 9"
Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir.
Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter..."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "
Customer: #$$^%&$@$%
Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman..."
Customer: Faints...
MUKESH AMBANI'S HOME
Ballroom
Bathroom
Traditional Lounge
Modern Lounge
Entertainment Level
This is a detail from a floor plan rendering.
Health Level
This is a detail from a floor plan rendering.
Garage
Roof
The World's First Billion-Dollar Home
Matt Woolsey, 04.30.08, 6:00 PM ET
Nita Ambani was no ordinary tourist. She is married to Mukesh Ambani, head of Mumbai, India-based petrochemical giant Reliance Industries, and the fifth richest man in the world. (Lakshmi Mittal, ranked fourth, is an Indian citizen, but a resident of the U.K.)
The only remotely comparable high-rise property currently on the market is the $70 million triplex penthouse at the Pierre Hotel in New York, designed to resemble a French chateau, and climbing 525 feet in the air. When the Ambani residence is finished in January, completing a four-year process, it will be 550 feet high with 400,000 square feet of interior space.
Pricey Pad
Atop six stories of parking lots, Antilla's living quarters begin at a lobby with nine elevators, as well as several storage rooms and lounges. Down dual stairways with silver-covered railings is a large ballroom with 80% of its ceiling covered in crystal chandeliers. It features a retractable showcase for pieces of art, a mount of LCD monitors and embedded speakers, as well as stages for entertainment. The hall opens to an indoor/outdoor bar, green rooms, powder rooms and allows access to a nearby "entourage room" for security guards and assistants to relax.
On the health level, local plants decorate the outdoor patio near the swimming pool and yoga studio. The floor also features an ice room where residents and guests can escape the Mumbai heat to a small, cooled chamber dusted by man-made snow flurries.
The top floors of entertaining space, where Ambani plans to host business guests (or just relax) offer panoramic views of the Arabian Sea.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Independent India's Biggest Building in Infosys Mysore
With a floor area of more than 9.6 lakh square feet, the new structure, designed by architect Hafiz Contractor, will house the second unit of the Global Education Centre (GEC) where all Infosys employees will undergo training before taking up their placements.
For comparison, the floor area of the Rashtrapati Bhavan is 2 lakh square feet as per the official website of the President. The GEC has been designed entirely on classical style of architecture with similarities to the Colosseum of Rome, while the pillars are reflective of the Parliament House. A large dome emerges from the centre of the structure and overlooks the entire campus and the structure reflects various ancient Greek and Roman architectural style all of which will cost around Rs. 350 crore.
“When completed, Infosys would have invested over Rs. 1,650 crore for education and training alone which is reckoned to be the largest investment ever on education at one place anywhere in India,” according to T.V. Mohandas Pai, director, HR, Education, Research and Administration, and member of the Infosys Board.
“We are lagging behind by one year as there were not enough skilled workers and trained labour to take up the construction of the complicated design,” said Mr. Mohandas Pai. He pointed out that they were keen to have the architectural styles of ancient Indian universities of Nalanda and Taxila too but none of them have survived.
“We have incorporated diverse architectural styles in the Mysore campus to reflect the diversity of India,” said Mr. Pai who described the new structure as the grandest and one of the biggest buildings constructed for the cream of Indian youth who will come here for study and training and make them feel proud. When fully completed the
The “guided tour” of the new facility included a visit to one of what is arguably the country’s biggest automated laundry. This has been constructed at a cost of Rs. 6 crore, and is technology-intensive with 175 individual washing machines.
Also on the anvil is the world’s second largest synthetic tent structure which will function as a food court and will accommodate 2,000 people at a time for dining.
The Global Education Centre facility taking shape in
The GEC imparts centralised residential foundation programme for Infosys employees, including generic and stream-specific training in various technology areas, apart from soft skills and leadership programmes to fresh engineering graduates who have joined Infosys.
Interesting idioms and one liners
Guitar, for sale....... cheap....... ....no strings attached.
Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
Seen on a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading .
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses...
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off.
Sign In A Bar:
"Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance."
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.
Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.
The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions.
Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.
Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.
A Traffic Slogan:
Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough
Or Else They Will Never Be.
Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window:
Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here.
She May Be Your Grandmother !
Monday, July 28, 2008
The Dark Knight - Review by Peter Sciretta
times before attempting such a task. The film is so very expansive, so incredibly epic. I decided that instead of a full review, I
will just share my first impressions. But lets first talk expectations. Going into 2008, I was looking forward to only a few
films, The Dark Knight being one of them. As you probably already know, WALL-E was at the top of my list, and Pixar’s latest
didn’t disappoint. I was very sure that WALL-E would end up being my favorite film of the year, and it is… errr WAS. That is until
I saw The Dark Knight. I screened the film on Saturday night in Los Angeles, and now that I’ve had a few days to think about the
film, I thought I would share my ten spoiler-free reasons why I believe that The Dark Knight is a masterpiece - an almost flawless
comic book movie adaptation.
genre. Imagine one of the greatest crime thrillers of all time which just happens to have a guy who dresses in a bat costume and
fights crime. Think Godfather 2 or Heat, with a insane terrorist who paints his face like a clown and goes around killing random
people. It’s expansive in feel and tone. It’s the type of film which you make a point to refer to as a “film” instead of a
“movie”.
date, incorporating darker themes and a sense of realism that the franchise had never seen before. But Batman Begins is also not
without its problems. I think even hardcore fans would agree that the film suffers from third act problems. The Dark Knight is
bigger and better in every single way. The film is 152 minutes (two hours and thirty two minutes) long, and every second is
gripping. Does it feel long? Yeah. But at the same time I wouldn’t have removed a thing. Every single second is necessary to tell
this story. Nolan even keeps some plot developments off screen which resonate in various scenes throughout the film.
experience. It doesn’t, and here is why - Heath is amazing. From the first second he steps on screen you will forget that their is
an actor behind the make-up. Heath doesn’t play The Joker, he IS the Joker. You will believe that a psychopath wearing clown
makeup is terrorizing a whole city. The performance is Oscar worthy. What Anthony Hopkins did for Hannibal Lector, Ledger does for
The Joker.
into Two-face. In a way the story is almost a Shakespearean tragedy of a man who goes bad. The screenwriters play against the
established conventions of Two-face’s origin story to give you something new, refreshing, and ultimately more authentic than the
story presented in the comic books. You will believe that a hero becomes the villain. And you might also be shocked at how long
the two-face character appears on screen. It’s not just a tease - you will get everything! His computer generated make-up is so
gruesome and realistic looking, that I’m shocked the film was able to get a PG-13 rating.
Kids looking for a fun superhero movie need to look elsewhere. This is a multi-layered, authentic crime tale. There is more than
one casualty, and it doesn’t exactly end on a high note. Fans will eat the ending up. After sitting in the theater for two and a
half hours, it will leave you wanting more.
establishing shots throughout the film were shot using IMAX cameras. The result is breathtaking. There is a sequence where Batman
leaps off the top of a building (you’ve probably seen it in the trailers) and the camera pushes in. It’s so vivid and high
resolution that it almost felt like it was part of one of those motion controlled theme park rides. Going into the screening, I
thought the IMAX thing was probably more gimmick than anything else. Previous IMAX presentations involved up-converting the 35mm
film image to fit on the IMAX screen. The footage shot with the IMAX camera is amazing. Even if you’ve seen a traditional IMAX
movie in the past, you will be blown away by seeing a Hollywood action film on the big big screen. It makes you wonder why more
Hollywood productions haven’t begun incorporating the IMAX camera. I wouldn’t be surprised if the inevitable third Batman movie
wasn’t shot completely shot on IMAX cameras.
that you feel like you’re watching a bunch of actors on a Hollywood soundstage.
Even a corrupt cop that has two lines of dialogue has an extensive past, at least I’m convinced they do. The world is so full of
rich three dimensional characters, some of which only appear on screen for brief moments. And some of the characters do have
back stories which were provided in the extensive viral marketing campaigns. If you participated in the alternative reality game
online, than you will get more out of the film as a whole.
wonderful choices that Nolan and Goyer made in the script. You will wonder how they got Warner Bros to sign off on the screenplay,
and I mean this in a good way. Characters that you expect to die might survive, and characters you expect to live will meet their
ultimate demise. Even Two-Face’s origin is not exactly as you expect. That said, I advise you to stay as far away from spoilers as
you can, because this is a film you want to experience for yourself in a packed IMAX theater on opening night.
does it fit in my top 100? I’ll have to digest it a couple more times before my mind finds a suitable placement. Rewatchability is
an important factor to me. While I do think this film will hold up to multiple viewings, I’m not sure that the expansive IMAX
sequences (which are part of the reason why I loved this film) will translate in a home movie viewing environment.
For others it might replace Superman: The Movie, X-Men 2 or The Incredibles. And who knows, some people might be disappointed.
Those expecting a fun movie filled with hope might come out sadly disappointed. I’m also not sure this film will play for younger
audiences. And I’m not even going to pretend to know what women might think of it. I can only tell you my thoughts. I can’t wait
for you guys to see the film so that we can have a discussion.
IAS Interview Questions : supposedly
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.(best one)
Q.
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )
The Joker - Heath Ledger
Heath Ledger was born on the fourth of April 1979, in
Heath was talented, there was no denying that. However, the rest of the class did not acknowledge his talent, possibly out of jealousy. When he was 17, he and a friend, decided to pack up, leave school, take a car and rough it to
His first real acting job came in a low budget movie called Blackrock (1997), a largely unimpressive cliché; a teen angst film about one boy's struggle when he learns his best mate raped a girl. He did not have a large part in this movie. In fact, it was a very small one. The only thing of notice in his role is you get to see him get his lights punched out. After that small role, Heath auditioned for a role in a TV show called "Sweat" (1996) about a group of young Olympic hopefuls. He got offered one of two roles, one as a swimmer, another as a gay cyclist. Heath accepted the latter because he felt to really stand out as an actor one had to accept unique roles that stood out from the bunch. It got him small notice, but unfortunately the show was quickly axed, which led him to look for other roles. He was in "Home and Away" (1988) for a very short period, in which he played a surfer who falls in love with one of the girls of
What followed was a stark inconsistency of roles, Ledger accepting virtually every single character role, anything to avoid being typecast. Some met with praise, like his short role in Monster's Ball (2001), but his version of Ned Kelly (2003) was an absolute flop, which led distributors hesitant to even release it outside
It was a night when Heath Ledger should have been celebrating, for his performance as the Joker in "The Dark Knight" (the second installment in the Christopher Nolan-Christian Bale "Batman" series) is already generating Oscar buzz. But of course the talented young Australian actor is gone, passing away in January from an accidental overdose of prescription medications. Ledger was found dead on January 22, 2008 in his apartment in the
Ledger's family attended, in from the actor's hometown of
"There are actors that they just break through the sound barrier," Gary Oldman commented. "I would arguably say that Heath was possibly psychologically one of the most frightening screen villains ever. I think he's up there with Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in 'Blue Velvet' and that's pretty scary. You have the original '
Ultimate performance by Heath in 'The Dark Knights'. Truly an "Oscar" performance
One must see the film.
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