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Friday, July 11, 2008

Air Deccan

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen....
 
This is your captain FATAL welcoming both seated & standing passengers on board of Air Deccan.
 
We apologize for  4-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and partly due to the search 4 a missing tyre.
 
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India . And, if luck is in your
favor, we may even be landing in your village!
 
Air Deccan has an excellent safety-record.  In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with
us!
 
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our Passengers have reached their destination.
 
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth,
pleasant and memorable, we serve Complimentary Daru and Vada Pav.
 
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!
 
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television.
 
However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Kingfisher Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right
side of the cabin window.
 
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the Cabin is only the early warning system on the engines
telling us to slow  down!
 
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible. for the best view, if however, we go a little too
close, do let us know.
 
Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
 
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off & fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a
seat-belt, kindly Fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in
touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.
 
Happy Journey
 

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