A:A is for ‘Adipoli’!!! The most done to death and still most well-liked word to express exhilaration, contentment, and almost everything that’s just better than usual.
B:is for bandh!!!!kerala’s best celebrated festival.
C: is for coconut oil....yes!If u are a malayali reading this,u’ll most probably find it in surplus amounts on your head,or on the pazhampori u are munching on right now!For a mallu, life is just incomplete without this!
D:D is for Dasettan or K J Yesudas!Malayali’s very own musical angel.
E:E for elephant!! They have such a special place in every malayali’s heart. Appearing mostly as the main attraction of your temple festival or in your local daily in his most violent form after killing his mahout. But do we stop loving them??naaaaaaaaah!
F:F is for fish!!!fish fry,fish curry,grilled fish,fish pickle, sun dried fish..everyone’s invited!!!
G:G stands for gold!!!No matter how high the prices soar, gold continues to be the malayali woman’s best friend!
H:H is for the hot posters of the matinee adult flicks lavishly stuck all around the town with the most tasteless names.
I: Inquilab Zindabad! Need I say more?
J: J is for Jack fruit,the official fruit of Kerala.
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K is for our very own KSRTC bus service!!a quite decent transport service compared to its distant cousin..(refer P for that)
L :L is for lungi! The most comfy male attire any one could ever invent!
M is the most important letter in a malayali’s glossary
Ms for ‘maxi’ the official home dress of Kerala!
M stands for Mammooty and Mohanlal the uncrowned kings of Kerala!
Manorama n Mathrubhoomi, the ultimate newspapers u find in Kerala,
Mimicry n mono act, what every malayali does best!……
N:is for Naseer, the most adored hero of all times!!
O:O for Onam,Onakkodi,Onasadya,Ona paattu,Onapookkalam,Onam celebration in workplaces,schools and colleges and of course the never ending Onam shopping!!!
P: Private Buses!with names ranging from 'Unnikuttan'to 'St.Patrick', these come in all bizarre colours equipped with a wide collection of the most irritable mappila paattu ( dhoom machaale otherwise),these are the most deadly killers on the road, housing drivers who’d give Kimi raikkonen a competition, conductors who only know to shout, and the super flirtatious and ultra stylish, ‘kilis’ or cleaners with coloured hair,huge sideburns,long pointed n brightly painted nails n a heavy dose of chandanam from the nearby temple…a very rare species only found in Kerala!
Q:Quotation team ;) ! ! ! ! ! !
R is for reality shows.,the new fad in Kerala.”ningalkkente paattu ishtaayengil enikku vendi sms ayakkuka!sms cheyyande format..xyz space 1234”
S:S is scandals! A malayali’s best source for every day entertainment!
Or sharjah shake,a malayali’s instant tummy pleaser
T: T stands for Tea stalls or chaayakada! malayali’s fave beverage!
U: U is for umbrellas,You’ll find the most amazing collection of umbrellas in kerala with additional plug ins like a torch,a timepiece,a puzzle game and believe it or not..even a thermometer!!
V: V stands for our very own Venad express!
W:W is for White! the colour that best compliments the lush greenery of Kerala, found in the simple mundu and neriyathu with a thin gold border that makes god’s own country look all the more heavenly.
X:Xmas!Xmas cakes!Xmas stars,Xmas cards,Xmas exams,Xmas holidays,Xmas Fathers,Xmas carols,Xmas friend!No one enjoys xmas like malayalis do.
Y: Youth Festivals, an arena to showcase your kids’ myriad talents ,the results of which which often end up in courts.
Z: n finally Z stands for the most toughest letter to pronounce in the world-‘Zha’..well u need to be a mallu to get that right!
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