This is called misfortune by itself

One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives
complaining of
serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks
him" OK, what
happened to your back?"


The patient replies "You know that I work for a local
night club? This morning I got home to my apartment
early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I
knew someone had been with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door
and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the
balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing
himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,
Thats how I strained my back"


The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a
car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked
bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to
you?"


He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a
while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I
forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was
running out of the building, getting dressed at the
same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a
fridge."


The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the
other two

Patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What
the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"


"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it
from the 3rd floor

 

 SK

 

 

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