Little Johnny

The teacher at the beginning of the class says:
"OK kids, we are going to talk about sexual education today. First we'll
talk about how the human reproduction goes on..."
Immediately, little Johnny raises his hand, and desperately tries to get
the teacher's attention. But the teacher, knowing how little Johnny is
about these things, goes on...
"... First, a man a woman have to be in love... " But little Johny keeps
his hand up, waving it up and down, and from one side to the other one.
The teacher ignores him.."..They have to be very much in love
because..."
But now little Johnny even starts making noise with his feet, so the
teacher decides to acknowledge him:
" OK, little Johnny. What do you want to say."
Little Johnny then stands up, and says:
"I just wanted to ask. Those of us who have already fucked,can we
leave?"
............................

Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetics.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'"
"But that's right!" "Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?"
"What's the fucking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said."
...........................

Johnny's parents were out of town once and so they asked that young
female teacher to stay for that time in their house.
Before going to bed Johnny says to her "Oh, please, I'm so afraid to be
by myself, please, sleep in my bed."
She agrees, they go to bed.
In the morning she wakes up to find a big hairy-chested man in her bed.
She exclaims: "Johnny? Where is Johnny?!!!"
"Johnny? Who is Johnny? Is that the little boy selling the tickets
outside?"
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SK