The phone bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

*Dad:*  People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

*Mom*:  Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

*Son*:  Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

*Maid*:  So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones …!!!