Cities of India

 

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and.
They start arguing about who's  right.
You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,sees them and walks
on.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their
Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in Amritsar

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software
Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the
program.
That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes
in.
That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All
sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being
friends.
You are in Goa

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall  & a thattukada...

U R NOW IN KERALA